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妈妈给了哈里两个苹果，一个大一点，另一个小点儿。跟妹妹分着吃。妈妈说。所以，哈里就把小个的给了妹妹，自己开始啃那个大个的。哼，妹妹说，如果妈妈给了我，我会把大的给你，把小的留给自己的。对呀，哈里说，你拿到的不就是小的吗？还着什么急呀？英语笑话：要求加薪 asking for a raiseat the radio station where i worked, the manager called me into his office to preview a new sound-effects package we were considering purchasing.he closed the door so we wouldnt bother people in the outer office.after listening to a few routine sound effects, we started playing around with low moans, maniacal（疯狂的）screams, hysterical（歇斯底里的）laughter, pleading and gunshots.when i finally opened the door and paed the managers secretary, she looked up and inquired, asking for a raise again? 我在一家之声工作。经理把我叫进他的办公室，让我预试一下我们准备购买的一套新的音响 效果设备。他关上门，以免打扰外面办公室的人。听了几个常规的音响效果后，我们开始试听低声的呻吟，狂乱的尖叫，歇斯底里的大笑，哀 求声和枪声。最后我开门出去，从经理秘书旁边经过时，她抬起头问道：又要求加薪了？英语笑话：fish net 鱼网can you tell me what fish net is made, ann? a lot of little holes tied together with strings.replied the little girl.2 ?二者皆是，孩子，皆是。?the child returns a few minutes later and says, daddy, is michael jackson god?孩子过了一会倒回来说：?爸爸，上帝是迈克杰克逊吗？?【每日一乐】男生永远不会说的八句话8 things youll never hear a man say 8)here honey, you use the remote.给，亲爱的，你来用遥控器吧。7)you know, id like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big.你知道，我也愿意再跟她约会，但她的胸部实在太大了！6)ooh, antonio banderas and brad pitt? thats one movie i gotta see!哦！安东尼〃巴德拉斯和布拉德〃皮特？我一定要看那部电影！5)while im up, can i get you anything?我起身的时候，要帮你（顺手）拿点儿什么吗？ 4)sex isnt that important, sometimes i just want to be held.性不是那么重要，有时候我只想和你拥抱。3)aww, forget monday night football, lets watch melrose place.哦！星期一晚上看什么足球赛啊，我们来看《飞跃情海》吧！（女生超爱的电视连续剧。）2)hey, let me hold your purse while you try that on.4 嘿，你试穿的时候我来帮你拿包包。
