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2019年愚人节英文恶搞短信集锦-范文汇编
1.we two who and who? 咱俩谁跟谁阿 2.how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你?
3.if you don“t bird me,i don”t bird you!如果你不鸟我，我也不鸟你!
4.i will give you som*e color to see see!我要给你点颜色瞧瞧!
5.you me you me 彼此彼此
6.you give me stop！你给我站住!
7.know is know nokno* is noknow知之为知之，不知为不知...8.小明：i am sorry!
老外：i am sorry too!小明：i am sorry three!
老外：what are you sorry for?
小明：i am sorry five!
9.if you want money,i have no;*if you want life,i have one!要钱没有，要命一条
11.as far as you go to die 有多远，死多远！！
