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第一幕：观音
Goku: Buddha, I’m the one~ he is fake!He is lying!Macaque: I’m the one！he is the fake Goku!MB: Which of you is the monk Goku~!Macaque: mother, did you remember that you beg the Rulai to let me out of the mount WUXING and give me the miion to protect monk Tang ? Can’t you remember that? Mb: yeah ~ I remember that Goku：Buddha, on the way to the west, you helped me fucked the monsters for times, and, you just mixed the monster with me?!Why are you so confused?!MB:I asked you two again, which of you is Goku ??！I’m gonna be angry??！get out of my place…I am really confused.Goku: okay…there must be a way to find the truth…I’ll fuck you till the jade emperor！！!MB: Okay Okay…I’ll use my trammels as my last tool to distinguish you two.Macaque: he pretend to be ache，I‘m really hurt.qgh%465&%&#$%fghsdfgsa
第二幕 师徒四人 Goku:SHIFU！BAJIE！
Tang:Goku…why you’re here Goku:shifu…
Tang: you still want to kill me? Goku:that’s not me!I didn’t kill anybody~ it’s a monster~(macaque appears)Macaque:yeah~！Those people were Killed by the monster！i’m goku！
Pig:shifu…let me try!Goku: bajie bajie~come come~！do you remember that I killed the BAIGU demon…and you come to my palace to beg me to come back.Pig:shifu…………this is my brother monkey…
Macaque:bajie…did you remember that while we are at village Gao…I pretent the mi gao , you carry me on Your back and just like an idiot.Pig:shifu…they are all my brother monkeys Tang:you son of the bitch…2B…@!@!#weaa$5%
第三幕 十八层地狱
Goku: god damn yama ~ get out of the corner and come to your grandpa sun~!
Yama: I’m coming~ mahatma Macaque:I need your Otherworldly life Book!Tell me who the real Goku is！Yama: mahatma ,hundred years ago, you made ticks on the Otherworldly life Book for all attributes of monkeys.there’s no records to be turn over yet!Small ghost : yama~you’d better invite your Diting to listen which of the two monkeys is the mahatma.Yama:oh~~~absolutely right~ go invite him.Small ghost:aye~(DITING COMES OUT)Diting:(listening)I see ,but I won’t say out, power of Buddha immensely.Yama:fuck you！@12849q6714kqgh%465&%&#$%
