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《 荆珂刺秦王》Aside： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways.Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”.But finally he failed.Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.旁白：很久以前有一个疯狂的国家，在这个疯狂的国家有一些疯狂的人，试图用疯狂的方式显示疯狂的历史。荆轲先生是最有名的剑客，被送往秦国杀“嬴政”国王。但最终他失败了。你想知道当时发生了什么？好了，下一个节目会告诉你真相。丹太子(掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world?镜子，镜子，告诉我，谁是世界上最漂亮的人？(画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan!是你呀！)Thank you mirror!谢谢你镜子！（面对观众）I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world.But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth.I am so scared.So what can I do?我是丹太子，魔镜说我是世界上最有吸引力的人。但嬴政是一位充满嫉妒的家伙,我如果镜子告诉他真相，我觉得他会杀了。我怕得要命。现在我能做些什么?(向幕里大叫)Where is my minister? 我的大臣在哪里?阿三(毕恭毕敬): Honey, I am coming.亲爱的,我就来了。太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!太子丹:我反复告诉你,你应该叫我“我最美丽、优雅、英俊迷人,可爱,聪明,最亲爱的丹王子”!阿三：Sure, honey!I have a good idea.We can find a hero to kill YingZheng（作杀状）当然，亲爱的！我有一个好主意。我们可以找到一个英雄杀死嬴政。太子：
Oh yeah.What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（赞许状）Good idea!But who is the right candidate? 太子:噢是啊。在这个世纪里什么商品最昂贵?人才,人才!好主意!但是谁是最合适的人选?阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand.One is Mi LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe.Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.阿三:经筛选后我手上有两个很有前途的杀手。一个是李莫愁小姐,另一个是荆轲先生。明天，他们将为成为世界第1杀手PK。太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as poible, OK?太子:嗯,告诉我尽快的赢家,好吗?阿三：Yes.Action II（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）荆轲：Are you Li mochou?李莫愁：Yes.荆轲：OK.I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.好吧。我是荆轲,你肯定如雷贯耳了吧,我要让你知道我才是天下第一杀手。李莫愁：Are you challenging me?你是挑衅我吗?荆轲：Of course!耸耸肩表示同意李莫愁Come on!音乐起两人冲上前来，一阵刀光剑影，李莫愁倒地，荆轲大笑李莫愁痛苦状：What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?李莫愁痛苦状:发生什么事了吗?你为什么不疼吗?荆轲: We don't need any reason to win a person.Don't we? Do we?赢一个人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？荆轲再次大笑太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you?柯：Fine, thank you, and you?太子丹：Oh my God!Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”? 太子丹：我的天啊！你能给我一个创新的回答“你好吗？” 荆柯：Sure!荆柯：当然！太子丹：How are you?荆柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife?荆柯：很好，谢谢你和你的妻子吗？ 太子丹晕倒荆柯：Hey, man, I’m kidding!荆柯：嗨，伙计，我是在开玩笑！太子丹：Oh, I’m kidding too!（毕恭毕敬）May I have your name card, please?太子丹：哦，我是在开玩笑太（毕恭毕敬）请问您的名片？ 荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸，上面写着：To be or not to be, that's a question.生存还是毁灭，这是一个问题。阿三：Hero，we need your help.阿三：英雄，我们需要你们的帮助。荆柯：I am busy now!太子丹：You can get a lot of money.太子丹：你可以得到很多钱。荆柯：I am very busy now!阿三：IC, ID, IQ card?荆柯(诚恳状)Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.太子丹与阿三（撞胯，击掌）Yeah!Action Ш（《大话西游》主题曲响起）荆珂挽着妻子，太子丹,阿三在后.阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River.阿三：英雄，我们已经达到了沂水河。荆珂：Just stop here, please.Farewell, my friends荆珂：只要停在这里。再见了，我的朋友太子丹：I will mi you, baby.太子丹：我会想念你，宝贝。（太子丹，阿三下。停顿。《泰坦尼克号》主题曲起，荆轲与妻子做Jack和rose在船头的经典造型，妻子扭过头来。）荆珂（深情状）：Darling, I love you.妻子：I love you!You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!（《肖申克的救赎》）妻子：我爱你！你对我意味着更多比整个世界的任何事情！荆珂(流泪)：I love you more.In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you.我更爱你。哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你。（选自《飘》)妻子：Well.Be a man, just do it!I will be right here waiting for you.妻子：嗯。做到这一点是一个男人！我会在这里等着你。荆珂（欲走还留，执子之手又曰）：Sweetheart!You must do me this honor...promise me you will survive...that you will never give up...no matter what happens...no matter how hopele...promise me now, and never let go of that promise（泰坦尼克号沉船时，Jack对Rose的倾诉）荆珂：亲爱的！你要帮我这个荣誉...答应我活下去...你永远不会放弃...不管发生什么
事...无论多么绝望...答应我，永不放弃对我的承诺去。妻子:“I promise.”妻子：“我答应你。”荆轲:“Never let go.“荆轲：“永不放弃。”妻子:”I promise.I will never let go, Jack.I'll never let go."妻子：“我保证我永远不会放弃的，杰克我永远不会放弃。。”（荆轲的发音和jack很像，所以加了一些《泰坦尼克号》的台词。）妻子努
