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一起等待

音乐（阿甘），羽毛飘（一人扇），阿甘和女女人坐在长椅上。

甘：my mama always says, lift is like a box of chop sticks, you will never know what you are gonna get.(膝上放着一盒筷子，大小长短不一，拿出来展示)the long ones? The pink ones ? or the boring ones? Do you like some? 女：（讨厌地）no~~!thank you!.(抬手看表，焦急)甘: what are you doing here in this park? Are you expecting some one? 女：yes, I’m on a date with a really great guy.Now I’m waiting for him.甘：ha, me too.I’m expecting my fri-my girl friend, who is really a gorgeous.女：（不相信地）well, good for you.甘：frankly speaking, I’m a little nervous.I really hope she will like me.(擦汗)女：wait, didn’t you know each other ?

甘：no, we are cyber lovers.We fell in love on the chat room, and today it’s our first date off the net.女：（吓得跳起来）me too!I’m expecting my cyber lover either!For the first time!甘：oh no!~ 女：are you Mr.Big? 甘：no I’m not！are you cinderella?

女：no！!oh, I ‘m so released, we are not waiting for each other.(坐下放松地)甘：me, too!.So you are dating Mr.big ha ? what is your nick name on the internet? 女：please call me sexy Rose.甘：（上下打量，叹口气）ok, Rose, what is your Mr.Big like? 女：he is amazing!(一字一顿地强调)he works for the top government, 想像场景一：

(一男进场，音乐杀死比尔，黑客帝国两人对枪战，一人中枪，一人胜利，拿出学生证，说：FBI)二人下

女：He once broke out of a jail with his sister.想像场景二：

(sister: micheal, you just go!M: no!I can get you out of here.Sister: how can we get out of a jail? M: 撸出袖子，露出画的hello kitty: I have all the maps tattooed here.指点着说：we get into here, following this way, to that door, then ,jump out of here, we will be free!Sister: really ? can we make it ? M: don’t worry, just follow me, Lincon.)二人下。女：he promised me to take me to the sea!想像场景三：泰坦尼克音乐起，两人做船头伸臂状。A;oh , sexy rose , I love you!B: oh, my Mr.big, I want to puke（呕吐）!（做呕吐状）

二人下。女：what about you? Your Ms.Cenderelle? 甘：please call me cute cute boy.I really love my cenderelle.She is as young as briney spears, 顿一下，插入道before married., 再顿一下，twice.场景四：放baby one more time.女孩上，和着音乐唱。甘：she is as sexy as 梦露。

场景五： 梦露裙子飞起来。梦露: wow, it’s really hot！！！！！!

女：不相信地说，really ? well, it’s half past seven now.where are they? 甘： yes ,maybe we should check out from the chat room director.女： ok.两人各自打电话

甘：Hello? Yes yes.what ??！！!女：Oh no！！！！两人面面相觑： 甘：the chat room director said my cederrlle and your Mr.big…

女：接 …are not real people!....they are chatting computers！!共同：So we fell for love with two talking computers?！!女： I have a idea.why can’t we just?

甘： yes, the two of us.we are real people , cute cute boy and sexy rose.两人拉手坐下： 重复开头：

甘：my mama always says , life is like a box of chop sticks, 女：you will never know what you are gonna get.