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【趣味英语】Funny Love Quotes 爱情俏皮箴言
收集了一些funny love quotes，有些很搞笑（funny），但有些也很 有哲理（philosophic）。闲时读读，换换情绪，咧嘴一笑。语录采用比拟、比喻、对比、排比等修辞手法，细研之，趣味盎然。
1.Love at first sight is poible, but it pays to take a second look.看一眼爱上一个人是可能的，不过还得仔细看上第二眼。
2.It’s better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.有过爱并失去了比从未爱过要好。
3.Love can never give too much, but those of us who love can give in too
much.--Alfred Stuart
爱情不会给予太多，但陷入爱河的人会付出太多太多。——阿弗雷德·斯图亚特
4.Love never dies a natural death.It dies because we don’t know how to replenish
its source.爱不会凭空消逝，它逝去是因为我们不懂得如何为它补充燃料。
5.Sometimes the hottest love has the coldest ending.有时候最炽热的爱，结局却是最冷冷的。
6.Marriage may be about love, but divorce is a busine.结婚也许因为是爱，而离婚则是一笔买卖。
7.Marriage isn't a word;it's a sentence.婚姻不是一个词语；它是一种判决。（双关语：sentence 句子；判决）
8.To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.—Arthur Schopenhauer 结婚就是将你的权利减半，将你的职责加倍。——阿瑟·叔本华
9.Love begins with a smile, grows with a ki, and ends in a teardrop.爱情以微笑开始，在亲吻中成长，而逝于泪水。
10.Love is the only kind of fire which is never covered by insurance.爱之火是唯一不能投保的火险险种。
11.Pleasure of love lasts but a moment, Pain of love lasts a lifetime.--Bette Davis
爱情之悦只存片刻，爱情之痛终身永存。—贝蒂·戴维斯
12.Don’t try to understand a girl completely.If you do, then either you will go
mad or you will start loving her.别指望自己能完全了解一个姑娘。万一真做到了，那么后果只有两个：要么你疯了，要么
你会开始爱她了。
12.A cat does not want all the world to love her — only those she has chosen to love.－Helen Thomson
一只猫猫不会要全世界都爱她 ——只要那些她爱的对象，也能给予她爱。
——海伦·汤姆森
13.Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.爱情或许是盲目的，但给婚肯定能让人睁开眼。
14.Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.－Ambrose Bierce 爱情是短暂的精神失常；结婚能治好这毛病。——安布罗斯·皮尔斯
15.The single comprehend, be in love is an error, break up is awakening, get married is mistake, divorce is disillusion, re-marry is bigotry, have no lovers is a discard, lover many is an animal.单身是领悟，恋爱是失误，分手是觉悟，结婚是错误，离婚是醒悟，再婚是执迷不悟，没有 情人是废物，情人多了是动物。
16.Do you love me because I'm beautiful or am I beautiful because you love me？
是因为我漂亮你才爱我，还是因为你爱我我才漂亮。
17.A succeful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.—Mignon McLaughlin
成功的婚姻需要多次坠入情网，但要始终钟情于同一人。——安德鲁·麦克劳克林
18.Marriage requires a man to purchase 4 types of “Ring” –--engagement ring, wedding ring, suffe-ring and endu-ring.婚姻需要男人购买4种 “ring” —— 订婚ring，结婚ring，suffe-ring(苦难)和endu-ring(忍耐)。
19.Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.爱情是一场长长甜甜的梦，而婚姻是闹钟。
20.After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin;they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.结婚之后，老公和老婆就成为一枚硬币的两面；他们就是没法面对自己的另一半，却仍然待 在一起。
21.It is not uncommon for slight acquaintances to get married, but a couple really
have to know each other to get divorced.这并非罕见：稍微相识一些就可能结婚，但夫妇还真得互相了解才会离婚。
22.Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing.爱情是理想的事情，婚姻是现实的事情。
23.First Guy(proudly): “My wife's an angel!”
Second Guy(enviously)“You're lucky, mine's still alive.”
一个男人骄傲地说：―我老婆是天使‖。
另一个男人羡慕地说：―你真走运，我的那个还活着。‖
24.Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's.—Socrates
婚姻是这样一所学校：男人会失去学士学位，而女人会获得硕士学位。——苏格拉底
（双关语：bachelor单身汉；学士 master 征服者；硕士）
