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Welcome back!February of course is “black history month”, here to lend us his perspective on this special event , daily show's senior black corespondent Larry Wilmore , Larry thanks for join us.Thanks John.The year was 1885, a young farmer named George Washington carver over came great , I’m sorry John I have to stop.I can't spend another February talking about how black people invented peanut butter and uranium.I think uranium was actually a French lady Whatever!Look the real iue right now is how can it be, that at the middle of black history month that an Asian kid comes in and does this…”Jeremy Lin, the NBA’s newest super star.A range of his fans calling him Linsanity or Linderella story, simply Lincredible.Everybody loves a Linner.Hey I got one, you're Killin' me.This is more painful than an Lingrowing toe nail.Oh here is a great, I hate Jeremy Lin!No, wait, let’s not, you’re upset because an Asian person, an Asian American is excelling at an traditionally African American sport? was that? No, no, I’m not the only one who is unhappy, just look at Carmelo Anthony, he can’t even brings up to put on his uniform!He is hurt.Oh Jon, I would be hurt too.Have your job out source to Asia right in your face.No, they don’t even play the same position!Jeremy Lin has had to overcome a great deal to get where he is, I thought as an African American you people could appreciate this No, no, no john don’t reduce this to discuion about my race, this is about his race.Ho yeah, ok, he's had some struggle.Lin majored in economics, and graduated with a 3.1 GPA.Seriously, 3.1? that’s an Asian F.I mean, I get it.Look, clearly the basketball is just the attempt to win back the love of his tiger mom, you know.Hey, that shame runs deep.Larry I can’t even believe, what is gotten into you.It’s not, it just another thing that got taken from us, dance, rock rolling, banegs Eng, now basketball? Nothing is being taken Larry.Oh really? I just feel like that I’m living in a dream, I feel like I’m in a dream right now.You have a dream? Knickerbock Knicks….Please, no no no no Wait boy，wait.Knickerbockers please!Slow down Martin of the Kung Pao, we have a dream Larry, African Americans have been doing very very well, like the first African American president.Yeah, for how long… Tiger woods!His Asian side likes gulfs, and his black side like trashy white girls.No, Larry.It’s not like black players are going disappear because an Asian guys is in the league!Oh, really? Would you tell me this, john.Who are the first pro basketball players? White guys, I gue No, it’s white Jews.What? It’s true John.Immigrant Jews dominated the first pro basketball league,they played for teams like the Cleveland Rosebud’s.That can not be true I can’t make that up
Look, they even have their own clothes for uniforms
Ok, you know what's surprising about that picture, jews are very drafty, and you would think they'd have longer sleeves, because Jews traditionally very prone to cold.This is gonna happens, John.Jewish basketball player replaced by gentiles, then there was us.And unle we do something quick, now it gonna be Asians.What can you do? Don’t worry John, I may have a solution.I am pretty sure this whole Asian basketball invasion might be revenge for Neil deGrae Tyson.The astrophysicist? Exactly What was he thinking, science, that's Asiant stuff.But it’s all right, i've conferred with the black community, John.We are officially asking Mr.Tyson to stop it.Don’t worry, John, he will be fine.We’ll put him in a sitcom, make him a funny dad on BET.He'll make forty times of the money, I'm tellin' you.Just give us back the rock, we’ll call it equalin.Very well, Larry Wilmore.We’ll back soon.123...
