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7.The mean man's partyThe notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, “Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow When the door open, push with your foot”
“Why use my elbow and foot”
“Well, gosh,” was the reply, “You're noting empty-hangded, are you”
小气鬼宴客
一个出了名的小气鬼终于决议要请一次客了。他在向一个朋侪诠释怎么找到他家时说“你上到五楼找中间谁人门然后用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了之后再用你的脚把门推开。经典诙谐笑话几个经典诙谐笑话。”
“为什么要用我的肘和脚呢？”
“你的双手得拿礼物啊。天哪你总不会空着手来吧？”小气鬼回覆。
8.Who Is the Laziest
Father ：Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question Who is the laziest person in your cla
Tom ：I don't know, father
Father ：Oh, yes, you do!Think!When other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits in the cla and only watches how other people work
Tom： Our teacher, father
中文
父亲哎汤姆今天我跟你们先生谈过现在我想问你个问题。你们班上谁最懒？
汤姆我不知道爸爸。
父亲啊差池你知道！想想看当此外孩子们都在做作业、写字时谁在课堂上坐着只是看人家做作业？
汤姆我们先生爸爸。
9.我是来装电话的 What a big deal
A young busineman had just started his busine, and rented a beautiful office.Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office.Wishing to appear busy, the
busineman picked up the phone and pretended that he had a big deal working.He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.Finally, he hung up and asked the visitor.“Can I help you?” The man said, “Sure.I've come to install the phone.”
一个年轻人刚刚开始做生意，就租了一个漂亮的办公室。一天，他坐在办公室里，看到有一个人在外面，于是他就装作生意很忙的样子，拿起电话胡吹乱侃，还不停的甩出几个大数字，好像在谈一笔大买卖。
到了最后，他终于挂了电话，问来访的人，“有事儿嘛？”那个人回答，“我是来给你安装电话的。”
10.Violin Leons
“Daddy, can I learn to play the violin?” young Sarah asked her father.She was always asking for things and her father was not very pleased.“You cost me a lot of money, Sarah,” he said.“First you wanted to learn horse riding, then dancing, then swimming.Now it's the violin.”I'll play every day, Daddy.“ Sarah said.”I'll try very hard.“All right,” her father said.“This is what I'll do.I'll pay for you to have leons for six weeks.At the end of six weeks you must play something for me.If you play well, you can have more leons.If you play badly, I will stop the leons.”
“0.K.Daddy,” Sarah said.“That is fair.He soon found a good violin teacher and Sarah began her leons.The teacher was very expensive, but her father kept his promise.The six weeks paed quickly.The time came for Sarah to play for her father.She went to the living room and said, ”I'm ready to play for you, Daddy.“Fine, Sarah,” her father said.“Begin.She began to play.She played very badly.She made a terrible noise.Her father had one of his friends with him, and the friend put his hands over his ears.When Sarah finished, her father said, ”Well done, Sarah.You can have more leons.“Sarah ran happily out of the room.Her father's friend turned to him.”You've spent a lot of money, but she still plays very badly.he said.“Well, that's true,” her father said.“But since she started learning the violin I've been able to buy five apartments in this build very cheaply.In another six weeks I'll own the whole building!”
小提琴课
“爸爸，我能学拉小提琴吗？”小莎拉问她的父亲。她总是要东西，因此她爸爸很不高兴。“你花了我很多钱，莎拉，”他说，“开始你想学骑马，然后想学跳舞，然后是游泳。现在又想学拉小提琴。”
“我会每天都拉的，爸爸，”莎拉说，“我会认真练的。”
“好吧，”她爸爸说。“下面是我要做的：我会为你付六个星期的小提琴课的钱，六个星期后你必须拉首曲子给我听。如果你拉得很好，你可以继续上小提琴课，要是你拉得很差，你就不要再学了。”
“行。爸爸，”莎拉说，“这很公平。”
他很快就找到了一个好的小提琴老师，莎拉就开始学拉提琴了。尽管学费很高，但她爸爸遵守了诺言。
六个星期很快就过去了。该莎拉拉提琴给爸爸听了。
她走进起居室说：“我准备好拉提琴给你听了。”
“好哇，莎拉，”她爸爸说。“开始吧。”
她开始拉了。她拉得很差，发出了可怕的嗓音。她爸爸身旁有位朋友，朋友用手捂着耳朵。莎拉拉完一曲，她父亲说：“拉得好，莎拉。你可以继续学琴了。”
莎拉高兴地跑出门去。她父亲的朋友对他说：“你已经花了不少钱了，但她还是拉得很差。”“噢，的确如此，”她爸爸说，“但自从她开始学小提琴，我就可以很便宜地买下这幢楼的五个公寓。再过六周，我就可以拥有整幢楼啦！”
11.Wasn't Asleep
When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied.The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might mi his stop, he nudged him and said: “Wake up, sir!”
“I wasn't asleep,” the man answered.“Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed.”
“I know.I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car.”
我没有睡着
当一群妇女上车之后，车上的座位全都被占满了。售票员注意到一名男子好象是睡着了，他担心这个人会坐过站，就用肘轻轻地碰了碰他，说：“先生，醒醒！”
“我没有睡着。”那个男人回答。
“没睡着？可是你眼睛都闭上了呀？”
“我知道，我只是不愿意看到在拥挤的车上有女士站在我身边而已。”
12.Mr.Johnson: Are you using you mower this afternoon?
Mr.Smith: Yes.Mr.Johnson: Fine.Then can I borrow your tennis racket, since you won't be needing it?
约翰逊先生：今天下午你准备用割草机吗？
史密斯先生：是的。
约翰逊先生：太好了。既然您不用网球拍，那我可以借用一下吗？
