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人物：T唐僧S孙悟空Z猪八戒S沙僧B白骨精N哪吒 第一幕
（背景：三打白骨精后孙悟空爱上白骨精，但始终未将恋情公开，总是私下约会）
（两人同时从舞台两边往中间走并说台词，背景音乐：上海滩）B：Monkey brother！（说三遍）S：Jing jing sister！（说三遍）S：What were you doing in Sanya？ B：To see the snow！
S：WOW!It must be very beautiful！！Do you make snow man for me？ B：Yes of course。Because I love you。Do you love me？ S：Of course，too。I love you forever。B：Why not you tell your master the truth？
S：Because I have no money no house no car and Bible。Do you want to waiting for me？ B: e……
(孙手机响了，接电话时立刻抛到一边，音乐：金箍棒，电话里传来师傅的声音)T：What are you doing？（东北口气）I am hungry!Come back soon.S:haiyi（立刻绷直身子）B：What are you doing？ S：Sweetheart I must go now!
B:If you want to go and never come back.Heng！(二人相视僵持一秒)（慢慢转身，但未舍得离开，白骨精见其转身伤心离去）（背景音乐：天空之城）
第二幕
（沙僧八戒唐僧把行李放在旁边席地而坐，悟空回来了）T：A mi tuo fo!Ba jie do you know where we are now? S:Ba jie map!(猪八戒逃出来递给孙悟空，孙悟空递给唐僧)Look!master.T：Ba jie how many times I have told you?Not bring these pictures of girls with you!(看了一眼照片)WOW！Such a beautiful girl!(横了一眼八戒)But！I told you many times!Color is nothing,nothing is color!Map!Z：(八戒递过去)We have arrived in White Tiger mountain.I am hungry I want eat something.S:(揪猪的耳朵)Yellow pig!T:(唐僧沙僧相识一眼，一起说)Actually,We are hungry too.Z：Look,master is hungry too.T:Don’t forget you eat all（语气拉长）my KFC.S:OK, I will go right now。（无奈的叹气）(悟空做一个动作)Come on my 360 little monkeys。
（随后胸口贴着绿色360标志的圆形贴纸的四个人上场围着三个人，随后悟空走了。)（此时三人开始玩斗地主，背景音乐：斗地主。假装玩一会，几个人随便说几句，例：PASS。）
旁白：After fight with monkey.Jingjing is veru angry.So she decides to tell Tangseng the truth by herself（白骨精上场妩媚点，扭扭屁股。）B：（悄悄靠近他们,叉缝看）Can I join you？ T:I am sorry lady.Three people are enough.BG:(在一旁观看猪八戒的牌说)Oh。Chance!Bump！Z：Bump?(打出一张牌)。T：Double king!Z：Oh my god!I win!Meimei！You are my lucky star。Can you join us？（谄媚状）
（这时360要伸手拦截，猪八戒拍开其中一个手，白骨精进来了。）Z：Open open!Let this beautiful meimei come in！(360低头故障退场。）Z：Meimei，how old are you？ B：You gue（娇羞状）
旁白：Tang seng find something wrong,So he call Nezha,（唐僧发现端倪，唐僧做徘徊状掏出手机退出，此时猪八戒白骨精沙僧打牌，唐僧给哪吒打电话）N:Hey what’s up man(长音)（嘻哈状）
T：A Zha ya（贱贱的语气）Long time no see。I have some trouble.I need you help me now.Please come here within 1 min.N: Me wenti a（粤语感觉）
（唐僧回去继续观战，等待哪吒）
N（背景音乐：哪吒，哪吒上场绕他们一周唐僧跑到哪吒旁边小声跟他说，哪吒点头会意）Oh，yellow pig！Let me see see who is this girl（哪吒掏出身后的魔镜，对着白骨精说）Mirror mirror tell me who is this girl。
魔镜（旁白）：This beautiful girl is a monster, Z·S:What?(沙僧下得坐到地上了，戒立刻闪到哪吒那里，八戒腿搭到哪吒身上，唐僧坐那里念经)N：（鄙视的看着八戒）Could you please go away?(八戒立刻退到一边)B：（站起来理直气壮的说）no no no（会说话的猫的语气）I am doing nothing。You could not beat me。
N：（边说边做排山倒海）Shut up I know who you are。Push mountain push sea。
（白骨精倒地，这时悟空回来见此状勃然大怒，手里的东西掉下去了）S：What are you doing nezha!This is my sweetheart.(背景音乐：当)S：(五孔把哪吒打跑，悟空扶起白骨精并说)Jing Jing。Are you ok？ B:(直接扑到猴哥怀里，哪吒退场)I am hurt。
S：I know。I will take you now by plane to huaguo mountain。T：（背景音乐：九品芝麻官喇叭音乐）Wukong，(唐僧停顿一会)only you，can help me get the Bible，only you~~~~。S：oh shit。I hate this song!(带着白骨精退场)
第三幕:抵达西天
（背景音乐：路在何方。如来背对三人，两边站着人，）人1：Big bo said that … 人2：He had be alone for long time.人1：He also said that….人2：If you guys want to get the bible, 人1：You have to touch him。（三人一人唱一首歌）
Z：brother you in the boat，I walk on the bank。We are fall in love and let‘s go S：say go let’s go you go I go together go ah T:twinkle twinkle little star，I believe I can touch you heart。（二人凑到如来跟前商议许久）人1；You are failed！人2：Our bo said。。（悟空和白骨精边唱边上台）BG/S：唱
R：（拍桌转过来，十分激动,背景音乐：中国好声音）I want this voice！It’s true love,you can get the bible.I want you(如来把圣经给了悟空后走了，舞台上此时只有师徒四人及白骨精)
T：Ai。。（叹气）（背景音乐：我心永恒）There is a truth love before me，I don’t cherish.If the god give me a chance I will tell her：I love you。Wukong，you are brave。For love，you can give up everthing。You are right。
（背景音乐：女儿美高潮。女儿国国王上场）T：My queen N：My love。（自由发挥感情）
工作人员上台，此时的队形从左到右依次是白骨精，孙，唐，国王，沙，猪，剩下的依次站开
（音乐起，跳剪刀手舞，先左手后右手
THE END！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！
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